How To

The Lit Slut's Guide To Studying For Finals:

1. Consume massive amounts of caffeine
2. Make flashcards, and spend far too much time with Mr Sketch scented markers color coding them
3. Listen to Bon Iver (he is so talented he makes me sick. seriously. garrrgh.)
4. Dance around your room madly, preferably when you're alone
5. Read everything but actual academic material (Neruda, I'm looking at you.)
6. Sit on your balcony and stare at the cars driving by
7. Curse the fact that other people are not insomniacs, and therefore go to bed at a decent hour and cannot be bothered to text you in your extremely bored state of being at 1 am
8. Eat mini marshmallows- very important that they're mini. Large ones are simply gluttonous, obviously. Eat the whole bag, it's fine. It's finals.
9. Drink massive amounts of water to counteract the caffeine, and find you were foolish to build any other rooms beside bathrooms
10. Scour the internet for randomosity.
11. ...study. Eventually. It's sort of the important part, I guess.


Lit Slut out.